belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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