Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
