HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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