RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The beers last night were like the tears from god
ttyl tear gas
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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