Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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