...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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