Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
babies were throwing up all over the place
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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