We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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