Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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