Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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