You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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