i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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