do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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