i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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