Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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