Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I forget how to act sober
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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