Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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