Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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