i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Pooping to opera.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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