i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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