There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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