I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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