"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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