But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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