it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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