brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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