Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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