I just cut my nipple shaving
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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