i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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