I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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