I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
True but thats because hes a fetus.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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