No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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