Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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