Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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