fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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