If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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