Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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