1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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