Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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