He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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