Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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