she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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