its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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