Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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