I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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