Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my being single is dangerous.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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