thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
