I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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