Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
he just fucked me for my cheese..
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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