oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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