Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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