I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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