whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Randomize
