No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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